Love: Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him... - FML

By WastedTime - 07/08/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML

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By denied - 26/03/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By SE011194 - 24/05/2014 06:14 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 04:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By Intheway - 29/08/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, the guy I've been dating tells me that I need to stop hanging on him in public because it's ruining his game with other girls. FML

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BritishHobo 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 16:18

You made a mistake, it's spelt 'ex-boyfriend'.

looney_bin 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 16:18

If you are smart, you won't be together anymore. Then nobody will think you are.

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hot_n_cold98 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 5:57

that sounds like my ex...

NaziZombieKiller 0

Wednesday 9 February 2011 7:40

damn

likeabaws 0

Monday 25 April 2011 8:38

YEAH! YOU TELL EM GURLLL *sarcasm*

roobin302 0

Friday 2 September 2011 8:53

he should be proud of his gf.. i make sure everyone know who my girl is..

Anglwrfish 17

Sunday 9 October 2011 23:51

How, in the one year you've been going out, have you not managed to break up with him?

Jf770 10

Thursday 15 December 2011 8:08

Should've walked closer with him.. Then hold his hand and sing sappy loves songs. Then when he's thoroughly embarresed dump his ass infront of everyone.

tommyfox 19

Saturday 17 December 2011 2:27

Well, as of today, nobody will.

taciaduhh 7

Monday 19 December 2011 8:48

wow. i hope you said, "ok, that's fine because from this point on- we're not." >;c

chellybaby22 0

Friday 18 May 2012 1:52

Y'all defiantly needa break up then.

red61977 9

Sunday 9 June 2013 5:16

You did trip him, right?

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