By WastedTime - 07/08/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
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BritishHobo 0

You made a mistake, it's spelt 'ex-boyfriend'.

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looney_bin 0

If you are smart, you won't be together anymore. Then nobody will think you are.

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sweetdreams20 0

I would say "I know it's hard to walk with me cuz I make you look bad and me good"

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kayC7 0

My, my. What a loving young man. Anyways, he's a total bitch and you walk wherever the hell you want.

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sweetdreams20 0

better one respond "yea what was I thinking people might wonder why a really good looking girl is going out with you"

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eyedefineme 0

Does he know you've been together for a year?

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happyk 0

Maybe he was kidding? If not, then he is a jerk and you should probably be single.

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howitsdone 0

all you have to do is blow the next guy you see right in front of your boyfriend

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