By No O-face - 18/01/2011 03:19 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML
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ryanst 7

Since when was fingering called a hand job?

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Doortje 29

Just say you love him and want to support him in every way, so if he's not a fan of other people's bodily fluids, you won't be either.

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daaron 3

are you gay what kind of BS is this first of all, your **** deal with it fudge pounders 2 somebody is,.........!?

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Ranimal 12

Jesus ******* Christ, what the **** are you trying to say?

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nicole4rmmi 0

Are you special? Do you need someone to help you with posting things?

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sarah48_fml 0

lol I get what he's trying to say.. but he loses me at fudge pounders-wtf?

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

I've lost countless brain cells due to this comment.

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chasin_butterfli 0

Now I'll be up the rest of the night wondering what his comment was.

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musickraze45 0

mee too!! haha and epic pic!

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Stiggy626 25

plus it's a girl and apparently to her, "hand job" means the same as fingering

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Doortje 29

Just say you love him and want to support him in every way, so if he's not a fan of other people's bodily fluids, you won't be either.

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emerica34 0

that's true if he's not willing to please you then don't please him simple as that

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kev88_fml 0

what a lil **** sucker to me i'll do that and more

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wtfitzcali 0

uh ok... Bet he doesnt mind recieving one. Tell him u dont like small flacid things and its awfully hairy. Eff him guess he doesnt understand the giving recieving rule. Its just being polite!

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Ranimal 12

Well this can go both ways. You can either respect him and ahhhh hell, get rid of him if you want to get off. Unless you want him to be baby stepped through the whole process with countless attempts.

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kev88_fml 0

WTF that's gay ha **** that I love the pussy

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apcfan009 0

lol you aren't very good at this commenting thing are you?

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SevySoHard 0

first off that's kindof a douche thing to say. especially if he wants you to blow him and/or such. but yeah FYI if you are a girl, him fingering you is not called hand job. I first I thought you were gay

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ryanst 7

Yes, and now because of her crappy word choice, half the comments will be "are you gay?" and the other half "no dip shit it's a girl"

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InsaneGenius 0

I've heard fingering called a handjob, and I've also heard eating the puss called a ******* or giving the girl head. i thought it was odd when I first heard it, but since then I've heard both of them often. You should be able to tell OP is a chick because dudes don't have a wet area down there, unless of course they peed their pants....

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ryanst 7

I've never heard of fingering be called a hand job, perhaps you and Op live in an area where it's used that way.

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Draminicaus 0

Sadly, the terminology is used where I'm from too.

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ryanst 7

Really? Hm, it must be a South Eastern US thing, since Op is from Virginia and you're from Kentucky.

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onnahkay 0

I'm originally from Kentucky and yes, a few people do say hand job if they're a girl. Thats something that I never got, another is giving head. I guess it depends if you live with just your father growing up, I had both so I say finger and go down.

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SophieH14 2

hand job is a weird way to put it but that sucks

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