Love: Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old...

By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 10:41 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML

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Romance is dead

By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML

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Tuesday 17 July 2012 23:08

You never know. He could take you on a romantic getaway to the nearest McDonalds.

zoPwNAgEzo 21

Tuesday 17 July 2012 23:08

Think long and hard before you answer.

Comments

bjf10 22

Wednesday 18 July 2012 4:11

Sounds like you found a winner.

lordEast 6

Wednesday 18 July 2012 4:16

Gotta love trailer people's mating rituals!!

lucins 7

Wednesday 18 July 2012 4:28

A relationship without romance is seldom a happy one.

jlperry31 10

Wednesday 18 July 2012 4:44

dont gotta marry the fool just cause u all got knocked up. marriage always ends in divorce so save ur money

PerfectMistakes 8

Wednesday 18 July 2012 6:00

Marriage does not always end in divorce. A lot of marriages end in divorce, but EVERY marriage does not end in divorce. Get your facts straight.

jesterkitty4 14

Wednesday 18 July 2012 4:55

My bf isn't a romantic guy and with our sense of humor I can see this happening. Who cares what others think!

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 18 July 2012 5:04

Well at least he proposed.

DylansMomma 9

Wednesday 18 July 2012 5:21

..Ouch!

underguarded 20

Wednesday 18 July 2012 5:42

Boo hoo. You're life is only as romantic as you let it be. Don't like it then leave but don't complain about something you can change. STFU and deal with it.