Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time...

By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 13:28 - United Kingdom

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By coltsfoot - 23/05/2010 09:08 - Norway

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

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By justagirl - 02/12/2014 05:40 - United States - Roseville

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By Username - 03/10/2010 00:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML

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schwancy 2

Friday 17 September 2010 9:32

Oooo did you win? Is your prize a dip-shit boyfriend?

bunniex1 11

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Comments

Rob207 3

Friday 17 September 2010 12:10

should have done anal

TomasT 0

Friday 17 September 2010 12:10

3 years???? ****... that's a lot. Religion is a bitch!

blankettt 0

Friday 17 September 2010 12:54

OP or her boyfriend (hopefully ex-boyfriend, by now) may have chose not to have sex with each other for reasons other than religious beliefs.

MissErikaHart 0

Friday 17 September 2010 12:12

well he only gives it to u once every 3 years so u ain't losin too much.

MissErikaHart 0

Friday 17 September 2010 12:16

besides, u with sum1 for 3 years and no sex, that ain't ur bf, that's what u call a friend

boopityboppity 11

Friday 17 September 2010 12:25

If you believe the only (or main) difference between a girlfriend/boyfriend and just a friend is that you have sex with one, then I feel very sorry for you, 45.

InfiniteSecret 20

Tuesday 26 September 2017 17:04

Wow there is something very wrong with you

InfiniteSecret 20

Tuesday 26 September 2017 17:05

Wow so you get romantic with your friends. There are a lot if intimate things that you can do with your partner that you don't do with your friends. If this is true than you are way more intimate with your friends than I am with mine.

anthony287 3

Friday 17 September 2010 12:40

I guess the other girl won lol

dez55 0

Friday 17 September 2010 12:40

24- I have been dating my bf for two years and we are waiting til marriage. it's very possible to keep a guy faithful and happy withOUT sex. I hope someday you can find a guy that sees your worth more then just a good time.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 17 September 2010 15:32

Bill Clinton style It's not sex honey, ..., honest.

xgetxbentx 13

Saturday 18 September 2010 10:28

49 - yeah, if you guys both have the same views. when one partner wants sex and the other doesn't it's a lot harder for that one to remain faithful. it shouldn't be like that, but it is.

SmallTownCutie 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 18:53

You can respect yourself and nit wait till marriage as long as you're responsible. You might marry a man, and on your honeymoon you may find out you're nit sexually compatible, or you just don't enjoy it. You also don't have to go around being a ****.