By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 760
You deserved it 6 224

Same thing different taste

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schwancy 2

Oooo did you win? Is your prize a dip-shit boyfriend?

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thepirate19 3

it may not be the only reason but it's a reason. nobody is going to stat with somebody if they aren't getting some that's childish to think that and sad if you are like that

MissErikaHart 0

oh yea and another thing I'm not moving ramblings anywhere. what the ****? u think u run shit over here? please. I'll post whenever I want, whenever I want. it really shouldn't bother u that much like seriously. I'm just on this site chillin killin time like everybody else. anything I say it's like u take it to such a personal level. like it's not that serious. u just love being confrontational and having the last word in everything. honestly to me, u act like a freakin girl!!!

Why attempt to be condescending to me when you have proven yourself to have a minimal grasp of relationship comprehension? I have been in relationships. You shouldn't assume anything.

106 i find it very funny how at the end of your comment you write and i quote "you act like your a freakin girl" yet well your screen name says Miss....... so i implied you are a girl quite a bit of irony in that dont you think?

MissErikaHart 0

oh I bet u have been in "relationships" please. what did u do, go out with a girl for a whole school year? get a couple ******** maybe...? u probably even lost ur virginity this summer too huh? i know what it takes to b in a relationship. me n my man been living together for 3 years. gonna get married, sometime in the next year or so. and u kno what? if he decided not to **** me for three years, I wouldn't consider that a very good relationship. and ur ******* lying to urself if u say otherwise.

I would be ******* lying to myself if I said you didn't type like a retard.

You clearly didn't even read the second half of my comment. Don't ever make assumptions, and don't be condescending. I wish you happiness in your marriage. Congratulations. I know I'm not lying to myself much better than you do. Also, your entire first section is wild, fallacious speculation.

FFML_314 11

Can I borrow someones sling shot? I have great aim and MissErika is right in my line of fire.

After sleeping with him, you should tell him : "I've seen better" :D

FFML_314 11

What's strikes me as unbelievable, is this girl doesn't even have the brain capacity to remember a simple username. "bippity bippity" MissErika, I have been arguing with you for 3 days now, mostly because you are slowly understanding how your contradicting words, condescending attitude, irritating text, irrational comments and unwarranted insults are absurd. You are starting to grasp what a complete wreck you are and that people on this website /don't/ tolerate it. You may be here passing time, because your life serves no real purpose other than to cater to your man and spread your legs whenever possible (which came straight from you), but most of the people on here, come here because they enjoy it, they have people here they talk with and they have a personal interest invested into this site. We don't need to come on every FML and see your garbage spewed all over the page, because you're "bored" and have nothing better to do.