By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
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lettertjes 0

Why would you talk about your relationship troubles with a little girl you babysit?

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MrMaD_fml 2

maintaining a healthy weight has other benefits besides attracting the opposite sex..

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LemonStarship 5

I don't blame him. You gotta keep up the looks

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D2_fml 0

Well you were gonna let go eventually, and if it's not what he was looking for, better losing him sooner than later. Doesn't really matter whether the little girl is right or wrong. Seriously, think about it as more time to look for the right guy, instead of wasting time on this dude and then losing him. Not saying he was a bad guy, you two just didn't have the same long term expectations.

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turdburgers 0

A few tips for the OP: Shower daily. Brush or style your hair. Use deodorant. Shave your legs and armpits daily. Buy clothes that fit and flatter your body, and throw them away when they have holes or large stains. Don't wear sweatpants or baggy clothes. Stay physically fit. Wear lip gloss if no other makeup.

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myfriend_youfail 3

Technically, shaving every other day or every three days is better for the skin. Shaving every day can cause irritation and increase the risk for ingrown hairs. And lipgloss? Eww. That makes for a very sticky kiss. Chapstick is the way to go. And I don't really know whether this is a FYL or a YDI. Define "letting yourself go". When I first met my boyfriend, I wore makeup and nice clothing on our dates. But it's been two years and we're living together, so neither of us really give a damn if we lounge around in sweatpants on the weekend or if I don't put on makeup when we're only going out to do the laundry. If she's REALLY gone downhill, I can see why he'd leave her. And I mean REALLY gone, like not attending to personal hygiene on a regular basis or gaining seventy-some pounds through sheer laziness and poor eating habits. But if she's just stopped wearing makeup or he sees her on a "bad hair day" or she's gained a small amount of weight, I'd say he's just being a shallow dick.

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Mederlock 0

I'd have to disagree with you there. Men want women, and traditional ones at that, at least in the sense that they take care of themselves and make themselves look good, not justfor their man, but for herself too. I have A feeling OP started becoming lazy in her dressing, and maybe attitude, so if that's the case, then sure deserves it

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blastvortex 3

Little Miss Fudgy Got kind of pudgy Lounging too much the day. Along came her boy toy, Who sadly called "no joy" And that he would no longer stay.

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42billybob 5

I'm not saying that being fat is the be-all-and-end-all of being date-able. but if you ARE fat, you need a redeeming quality. It's the difference between having a girlfriend who is - "really smart, oh i didn't think about it that way but i guess she is kinda on the plump side" - "a fat chick" also, don't expect kids to be subtle.

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starshine3987 0

He has a point.

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1337Steph 0

Yeah, if the little girl that you babysit even admitted that you have, I think you went a little overboard with not taking care of yourself. And at the same time, I don't know why you would tell your personal relationship problems with the kid that you babysit. Rofl, don't be surprised if her parents start giving you weird looks.

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

newsflash: no guy actually wants "more cushin for the pushin" or is more attracted to fat chicks. the only people who say that are fat chicks and guys who cant get any better.

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Twinklestar 0

Pretty sure a lot of guys have a fetish for fat chicks. To say "no guy" wants a fat gf is kind of stupid.

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expen_dable 0

its ok TwinkieStar, real men love curves and actually hate all those "skinny anorexic twigs" and its not your fault that you are fat, its McDonalds and the media, blah blah blah now have a fried oreo and talk about menstruating with your other fat friends

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containsnosoy 0

Whether it's twigs or curves, not all men like the same thing.

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Twinklestar 0

I'm 5'8" and 48kgs. It doesn't change the fact it's a recognised fetish or that there are a lot of websites made by guys who are turned on by fat women.

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Twinklestar 0

I don't know if you mean me or not 49, but seeing as I was the only one who used the word fact I'll reply anyway. It's not baseless. It's called adipophilia or fat fetishism and a quick google will bring up hundreds of sites for guys who like fat women.

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