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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 217

By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 02:23 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 619

By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 976

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 157

By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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You deserved it 3 252

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By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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You deserved it 94

By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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You deserved it 3 152

By Not his SunShine anymore - 10/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 730

You deserved it 1 069

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By BlindsidedAFuhh - 15/08/2022 06:00

Today, my fiancé called off our engagement and broke up with me abruptly, because his mom "wouldn’t approve and I deserve a mother-in-law who would approve.” His mother passed away from COVID last year. I later found out that “mom” was code word for his other girlfriend, who he’s been seeing for a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 105

You deserved it 118

By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 070

You deserved it 135

hpdaterrible 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 9:08

what a douche. you don't need him.

zombieteef 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 9:12

Never argue with the dead.

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CloudEnvy 17

Tuesday 18 May 2010 12:58

Never doubt the dead.

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 18 May 2010 13:00

Most idiot problems end up solving themselves.

brettskie 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 13:18

hey,OP, don't be an insensitive bitch. lose your mom and see how you feel then.

degrassilovur 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 13:33

hahhahhhaahh... sucks for you...!!! but still funny...!!!

jgilez 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 13:45

whatever it takes

cmart822331 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 13:36

something tells me ur better off.. need a new bf? I'm single, my mom is alive. and I don't listen to her.. lol. jk

dannyboy66 7

Tuesday 18 May 2010 13:40

bf=jennifer luv hewit WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GRyphonLJJ 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 14:23

Just be glad Norman didn't use his usual method of dealing with girls Mommy doesn't like. ;)

phatdaddy 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 14:23

Whatever you do, stay out of his basement!! And uhh... lock your door when you shower. Just sayin...

simawesome_FYL 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 14:24

reeeeeeeeeepost !

davek 36

Tuesday 18 May 2010 14:26

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

zenti 2

Tuesday 18 May 2010 16:30

Hahaha! #111, your comment brings back some hilarious memories.

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