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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 217

By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 02:23 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 157

By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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You deserved it 3 252

Red flag

By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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You deserved it 94

By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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You deserved it 3 152

By Not his SunShine anymore - 10/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML

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You deserved it 1 069

Side hustle

By BlindsidedAFuhh - 15/08/2022 06:00

Today, my fiancé called off our engagement and broke up with me abruptly, because his mom "wouldn’t approve and I deserve a mother-in-law who would approve.” His mother passed away from COVID last year. I later found out that “mom” was code word for his other girlfriend, who he’s been seeing for a year. FML

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You deserved it 118

By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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hpdaterrible 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 9:08

what a douche. you don't need him.

zombieteef 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 9:12

Never argue with the dead.

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skittles88 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 4:50

stepmom?? just tryin 2 cheer ya up :)

KayMissMassacre 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 7:00

Creepy o_O it's bullshit, he doesn't have the.... balls to tell you.

bellisima92 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 7:20

wow wat a douche

Marie411 0

Friday 21 May 2010 4:00

heck, whoever said that (i forgot who, dont judge me)they should respect their mothers wishes, and fufill them after death (which i totally agree with, on most circumstances) um, did u not read this fml? his mom died a year b4 they got 2gether! geez

notreallybritish 4

Saturday 22 May 2010 0:50

It is possible that his mom told him that before she died, but he just hadn't gotten up the courage to do it.

juicyjuicepie 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 6:09

#136 acctually its not possible cuz she died 3 yrs ago and they started dating 2 yrs ago so a year after the mom died they went out duh

vac2007 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:22

Maybe you shouldn't be dating Norman Bates

notreallybritish 4

Tuesday 25 May 2010 6:51

mkay

hlkbabe 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 6:13

His baby mama?

Grisabella 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 1:21

necromancers are total bitch babys anyway don't even worry about it. you can do better

sportzpassion 0

Monday 21 June 2010 7:04

WTF is he the ghost whisperer ...

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Today, I was holding our weekly poker game with a few work buddies. My psychotic, live-in mother-in-law wasted no time jumping into the game, cheating me out of $150, my new wristwatch, and what little pride I had left. FML

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Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML

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Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML

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Today, while helping my aunts with a garage sale, I sold a relish tray that looked like my mothers. When I put stuff away, I found items of my mothers tagged. Turns out, instead of holding onto my dead mother's items for me until I can store them, they've been selling them at discount prices. FML

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