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No. Just hell no.
What the **** is wrong with him?
Find someone else first (and by that I mean: get some friends cousin or other guy he doesn't know to come home with you and pretend to be totally into you, no need to really find yourself a rebound) and tell him that you are "truly sorry" that you won't be able to wait until he "finally" finds someone else.
You should probably dump Chris.
The title is: screwyouchris
Yeah, dump him! Don't screw him!
everybodyhateschris
who does he think he is an ocean?
Coast your foot right into his ass and kick him to the curb
wtf does he think he is
Tell him to "coast along" out the door.
At least he was honest... Because now you can be honest when you tell him that he'd best jog on!
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Tell Jack Sparrow he can coast the seas himself
Time to let him coast along on his own OP