By screwyouchris - 16/10/2015 23:08 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 706
You deserved it 2 086

Same thing different taste

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Tell Jack Sparrow he can coast the seas himself

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Find someone else first (and by that I mean: get some friends cousin or other guy he doesn't know to come home with you and pretend to be totally into you, no need to really find yourself a rebound) and tell him that you are "truly sorry" that you won't be able to wait until he "finally" finds someone else.

thatonetribute 31

I hope it's "ex boyfriend" by now:

Coast your foot right into his ass and kick him to the curb

Tell him to "coast along" out the door.

At least he was honest... Because now you can be honest when you tell him that he'd best jog on!