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Ex-boyfriend right?
"Well, you can coast by yourself." Hope you said that. Seriously.
Ouch. Sounds like youre better off without him!
In other words, he still needs you as a **** buddy. Cut that off and see if he still wants to coast along.
Congratulations to you! Dedicated comment reader, and here is what I like to tell OP. Hey! You live in Brighton, the town is filled with beautiful & young people, and from the title many can see Chris no longer have a shot with you, that is something to cheer about!
send him packing
Your next words to him were, "goodbye." Right?
Two weeks notice i guess?
I can say from experience he's willing to coat because he's unhappy but to much of a loser to leave until he feels he has a safety net. Dump his ass and let him tread water on his own he'll either grow up or drowned. Either way you deserve better!
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Tell Jack Sparrow he can coast the seas himself
Time to let him coast along on his own OP