By screwyouchris - 16/10/2015 23:08 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML
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urbantrashcan 18

Tell Jack Sparrow he can coast the seas himself

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hannahpk 11

Tell him to coast along to Worthing, I'm sure he'll enjoy all the old people and school kids

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danihammer 4

Drop that pig and leave him alone to suffer! He doesn't deserve your company and you don't deserve to suffer for his selfishness

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bad_boyfriend 10

Guys like this are the reason that every time I break up with a chick because I don't see a future, they assume I have found and am ******* someone else. People need to be adults and stop hanging around in bad relationship just so they don't feel lonely. It's pathetic.

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aeryn97 17

**** him. tell him that you'll coast separately OR...dress up as sexy as you can. offer to drive him to a party. hit on a new man and then leave him at said party to coast home. or dress sexy, seduce him, say you wanna try something new sexually..tie him to the bed then leave him

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feisty_backfired 11

Dump his sorry ass

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