Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his... - FML

By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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PakiPakiPaki 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:49

Sounds like your bf is a big time jerk

aiezaiza 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:58

For those saying she can still get pregnant whilst on her period, I think she was saying that she didn't want sex due to being on her period, not that menstruating prevents pregnancy. Also, if she doesn't want to have sex at this time of the month, that's her decision, sheesh. And your boyfriend sounds like a bit of an arse. :(

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jv1991 16

Sunday 23 September 2012 7:26

Wow, that's harsh... sorry OP! Only you know for sure but maybe it is time for a new boyfriend... just a suggestion. Either way, good luck!!

S_Sakura 2

Saturday 27 October 2012 9:57

I think its time u start calling him ur ex-boyfren.

jc95sd 3

Tuesday 27 November 2012 21:57

You talk dirty like a high school biology teacher.

ronski 41

Sunday 13 January 2013 7:02

What a wanker

Jacksparrow72 21

Wednesday 13 February 2013 4:53

What a bloody ****.

TrackGirl19 29

Thursday 15 August 2013 4:51

Seems to me like he's using you. Dump his sorry ass.

iwasborn_naked 14

Saturday 17 August 2013 15:47

people saying "you can get pregnant on your period" we're aware of this but I think she meant as in they can't have sex and that's why he drove her home.. idiots..

hiwazup_24 4

Wednesday 18 September 2013 3:17

We r through bitch

XxQuartersxX 14

Monday 28 October 2013 2:25

You dont give him head, do you? Thats gotta be why he took you home. Lol

manimitsu 6

Monday 28 July 2014 8:18

you didn't deserve it... but why'd you think he wanted you to spend the night?

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