By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 838
You deserved it 4 965

Same thing different taste

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bettyc4 26

Facebook + Excited = instant YDI from me.

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Unless hes like in the army or something like that i dont think u guys r in a very good relationship

anappleaday 0

If it is due to him being away, that's understandable. But if he is well within the means of seeing you, PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE. That, my friends, is the definition of a loser boyfriend. I once dated a guy 3 TIMES (Stupid, I know) and the only affection I got was maybe holding hands or a hug, and he rarely talked to me. Over the span of a collective 5 months or so, he kissed me only twice. Peck style. I recently found out he is gay. Perhaps that should be a concern of yours? :/

I know how you feel :( my girlfriend hasn't even said hi to me today

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

I was so close to accidentally pushing thumbs up. Then I caught myself. Whew.

i8cake 12

Life is too short to wait on people to make up their mind and become interested in you once again.. Move on & you will find that you will find someone who is into you.

military/long distance relationship? i know the feeling

First off, you're assuming that OP's boyfriend has a brother. Second, even if the relationship isn't going well ruining a family over it is just ****** up.

I would message him and say why not poke me with something else u dog wanka

Your bf is a fag! "I might not hit the back, but I'll beat the shit outta the sides."