By ohmaigawd - 14/09/2011 16:59 - Argentina

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Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML
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meggieh815 0

so.. what did you say??

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Nolank804 0

At least he's got a sense of humor..

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liggity 1

It's only a selling point if it's huge.

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kareltje 17

He wants you to marry his dick? Hmm, it's obvious where HIS brain is situated, isn't it? I guess you politely declined.... (.... by painting KISS MY and an arrow pointing down on your back)?

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scenebarbie123 0

Well he gets an A for creativity.

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KiddNYC1O 20

In other words, you fail 31. Good one, 76

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Mourningstar 4

I hope you said no, for you sake. It'll only get worse and if he can't be even SLIGHTLY romantic........well as I said, it'll only get worse.

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FckYoCOUCH 6

*******. Amazing. Marry this genius you ungrateful *****.

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whatgoescomes 5

Uhhahahhaha wow **** u #71846287251627487 hahahhah omg I'm a limoZ! Hahhahaha ****

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NurseHolly 3

They'd have to come up with a better story for the public lol. Not exactly what grandma & grandpa wanna hear.

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