By tallesttree54 - 11/11/2016 00:38

Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
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Tripartita 44

Application of makeup will be regarded as an act of vandalism. Any attempts to back out of the engagement could result in legal prosecution for stealing yourself. If you upload any footage of yourself to the internet (YouTube, Snapchat, Vine, etc.), you could be convicted of digital piracy.

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naivemisanthrope 4

If that was a joke, it was in very poor taste.

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janfleury 19

Hahahaha that's funny. Totally something my husband would say to me.

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SteveDudleyUK 10

How funny. A guy thinking he owns a girl. Wait till he gets married. He is in for one BIG shock!

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BrotherPhil 35

We're you in the local shop at the time?

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KaylaTackett 18

I hope he doesn't mean that literally. Be careful OP!

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RogueWarrior869 23

Was it maybe a joke or an awkward dumb thing said accidentally? Have a talk with him and make sure you're both on the same page.

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jvanevery 19

is this a joke or is he serious is he serious you need to tell him you're done your relationship is over if he freaks out get a restraining order

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