Love: Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street...

By Jade - 25/04/2011 13:49 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

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By Kali - 13/10/2019 04:00

Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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The proposal

By Brasilian29 - 11/12/2014 12:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of two years after eating in a 5-star restaurant. She said that she wasn't ready, and that she would walk home by herself, which she did. A homeless gentleman walked up from behind me, patted me on the back, and said, "Bitches, man." I cried. FML

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That'll be a no from me, dawg

By Anonymous - 25/11/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, despite knowing that I hate being the center of attention (and think that public proposals are stupid anyway), my boyfriend popped the question at a crowded hockey game. I threw up all over him, with thousands of people watching. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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Mixed signals

By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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Docbee 11

Monday 25 April 2011 18:56

at least you got a free burger

132BlackRoses 0

Monday 25 April 2011 18:55

ouch. gotta love random strangers. I feel bad for him though. even if it was only a week.

Comments

sinningkitten 2

Monday 25 April 2011 18:58

shoulda thrown it back at her and called her a *****!

courtnourt 1

Monday 25 April 2011 19:55

LOL that made me laugh pretty hard!!

ChickenLegs937 6

Monday 25 April 2011 18:58

only a week? he's messed up. but u should still feel honored that only after a week he wants to be with u forever. haha.

narcosoldier 2

Monday 25 April 2011 18:59

you should ask her to through you some fries with that burger

lalalalalalalala_fml 0

Monday 25 April 2011 22:09

Haha

ieatcats 0

Monday 25 April 2011 22:13

and a coke

_yarrrr 0

Monday 25 April 2011 22:28

and while you're at it, ask her to THROW you better spelling.

garzanic000 0

Monday 25 April 2011 23:56

and throw you a new pair of shoes

CheckMyProfile 17

Monday 25 April 2011 19:00

Woow too fast !! O.o you should've told him we need to take things slowly/

ryanebk 7

Monday 25 April 2011 23:12

he must be ugly to react to a girl like that

MikiBoy 0

Monday 25 April 2011 19:00

Wth? He proposed to you after a week? o_O Take the hamburger and use it to hit some sense into the guy!

ydi_4_suking 20

Monday 25 April 2011 19:14

yea she should put some buns on his face

comatoast 0

Monday 25 April 2011 20:45

putting buns in his face is probably how she ended up with him proposing after only a week :P

t3hpwnz4rz 4

Monday 25 April 2011 21:50

Lawls

garzanic000 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:13

or some meat on his grill (teeth for the non-ghetto)

jdbest21 0

Friday 29 April 2011 0:34

lol

remy3106 10

Monday 25 April 2011 19:01

haha woww, fyl for dating a wierdooo and for gettin a hamburger thrown at you.

Hide_Yo_Kids 0

Monday 25 April 2011 22:42

stfu

ceinaworus 0

Monday 25 April 2011 22:52

congrats on the biggest fail comment I have ever seen so far!

remy3106 10

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:22

yayayay!!!

EvilDave 13

Monday 25 April 2011 19:04

You have dated him a week and he is your boyfriend? How long have you known him, a week and a day?

Gallaghers 0

Monday 25 April 2011 19:56

Yea, you should have known he moves fast, if he proposed after a week, he probably asked you to be his gf at the beginning of your first date, this sounds like your own doing to me.