Health: Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should...

By preggo - 19/02/2012 08:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2019 22:14

Today, my mother-in-law told me to "just wait" until she gets home from her trip, because apparently, taking a vacation with her partner is more important than the birth of her first grandchild. Contractions started a few hours ago. Part of me hopes she misses it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 18:50 - United States - La Porte

Today, the father of my unborn child told me he isn't sure he'll be able to make it to the birth, since there's no guarantee of when it will happen, so he can't schedule time off. This would be understandable if he actually had a job. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 16:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to be in the room whilst I gave birth. He offered to wait in the waiting room, but only if I gave birth on a weekend, and if it was a weekday he’d be too busy at work. I reproduced with this guy, and this isn’t the meanest thing he’s ever said to me. FML

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By sexybelly - 26/03/2015 08:35 - Australia - Parramatta

Today, I was asked when my baby is due. My baby was due 6 months ago. FML

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By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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By AFGirlfriend - 28/03/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 15:13 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML

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By ksztte - 27/02/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML

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By LadyDeadpool88 - 04/02/2014 14:50 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

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By KelseNM - 05/07/2020 14:02

Today, my future sister-in-law, who hasn’t even been engaged a week, informed everyone that the wedding is on December 19th, which is the due date of my first child. My brother won’t change the date and is making my family choose between his wedding or being at the hospital with me. FML

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Sunday 19 February 2012 16:08

Jeez don't be so selfish!!! Women these days!!

perdix 29

Sunday 19 February 2012 16:13

Tell him you're disappointed that his gigolo son still hasn't popped the question even after knocking you up. I'll bet the old bastard will stop taking his petty annoyances to you anymore.

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musicluvr2000 11

Sunday 19 February 2012 18:32

Now that you mention it, your ranking has gone to 999, 5437, 532

ohboyfml22 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 18:36

Call him on Skype while you go into labor :)

catmcross 7

Sunday 19 February 2012 18:38

tell him to get the hell over it or don't go to Europe. selfish bastard...

DasHaas 9

Sunday 19 February 2012 18:47

Wow, some of the commenters (as always) are a bunch of stuck up idiots. To assume someone who isn't married automatically "accidentally" got pregnant and won't be able to provide a baby with a loving family implies a really, really, REALLY poor view of the world.

monnanon 13

Sunday 19 February 2012 20:53

That happened to me. My boyfriend and I planned our baby, I had to come off long term BC too. Loads of people assumed it was an accident including my own (unmarried by choice) mother who told me "babies come to us when they want to not when we want them to." AND THEN.. because my mum was 43 at the time everyone assumed she was upset about the pregnancy and I was some sort of teenage statistic, I was 22. People need to stop assuming all the time.

FunGuy1 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 18:48

QWell he's a dick but congrats on the new baby

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 19 February 2012 18:51

He was probably joking. YDI for not getting it.

Sanch101 7

Sunday 19 February 2012 19:14

Maybe someone should have "The Talk" with him and explain a few things about the birds and bees?

asherm 15

Sunday 19 February 2012 19:15

If he bitches you out when he gets back. Just say " the baby was selfish and came out when he/she felt like it. And baby is still being selfish little attention hog not letting me sleep, and have to feed him/her all the time... ". Yeah blame the kid, and maybe grampa will stop being one

iveanne 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 19:30

Tell that pos to **** off then ask him what makes him think he has any right to be a part of your child's life let alone be there to witness the birth. Seriously, I would limit the interaction your child has with this selfish arrogant prick.