By preggo - 19/02/2012 08:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML
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kooochris1995 14

Jeez don't be so selfish!!! Women these days!!

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perdix 29

Tell him you're disappointed that his gigolo son still hasn't popped the question even after knocking you up. I'll bet the old bastard will stop taking his petty annoyances to you anymore.

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Giantsfann7 0

He was probably kidding around

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alycion 38

Video chat him into the delivery room. Then you can cuss him out while in pain. He won't miss the birth and you can get everything out of your system and blame it in labor. Win/win

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akito11 5

Well how's your bf?? (like father like son)

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hurrican_fml 0

Tell him your sorry he can't make it due to his selfishness.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Explain to him about "the birds and the bees"

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blair_x 12

What an ass. Strangle him when he gets back.

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mrsmueller 7

Are your boyfriend's dad and my father-in-law related??!!? Geeze. What a butthead.

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