By preggo - 19/02/2012 08:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend's father suggested that, ideally, I should aim to have my baby in early July, or wait until he gets back from Europe in October. I'm due September 4th, and he will be "incredibly disappointed" if he misses the birth of his first grandchild due to my "selfishness". FML
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kooochris1995 14

Jeez don't be so selfish!!! Women these days!!

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perdix 29

Tell him you're disappointed that his gigolo son still hasn't popped the question even after knocking you up. I'll bet the old bastard will stop taking his petty annoyances to you anymore.

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immaMonsta 8

I guess he thinks you're part elephant or something considering they keep their offspring in them for a considerably longer time than nine months. Tell him to get his head out of his ass, stop watching Animal Planet, and watch some Discovery Health. Maybe then he'll know that you can't possibly make the baby stay in there.

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ About 2 years, actually, but I agree, an anus/cranium removal may be in order.

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heyred 11

To your unborn, FYL because you share DNA with a moron.

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ryantcunningham 1

09/04 is a good day!! Was my moms birthday. To hell w/ your F.I.L.!!

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lostredneck 2

Maybe you shouldn't by ur boyfriend! Maybe y'all should get married! Y'all liked each other enough to have sex so get married and don't **** up ur kids life and have a "baby daddy"

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ZeroIce 12

Skype it maybe? O o Then he wouldn't miss it?

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Angel1000168 16

I was born 11 weeks early. I was apparently a tiny lil thing but now I am uber tall >.<

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MisterEx 28

OP, your bf/husband's father is trying to make a hidden statement here my dear. He is clearly trying to tell you that your bf/husband is adopted. Because the father in law is clearly a virgin.

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stfuidots 3

Lol my daddy in law did this but he was serious for he got so mad he took me to bed, throw me down, stick hand up birth canal and say he deliver my baby weather it want to come or not. Then he called it fisting and told me not to tell anyone.

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