By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
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GreenDaysGeekGrl 0

I totally awwed at this. It shouldn't really matter though because you have a boyfriend and I'm sure he still like/loves you still. :)

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GreenDaysGeekGrl 0

I totally awwed at this. It shouldn't really matter though because you have a boyfriend and I'm sure he still like/loves you still. :)

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FAKEstfu 0

Hahahaga oooh my gosh I choked on my chineese takeout!

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smd69 0

I think this fml is funnnny. But don't feel bad, :]

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blland 0

what a boyfriend. how dare he make fun of the amount of fat you have while he's asleep?! dump him.

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Christianess 0

This is solid and fine evidence of how horrid Canadians' bodies are. All fat and out of shape. Canadians are just downright disgusting.

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Saccharide 0

I laughed at the false stereotype.

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Fractal_fml 0

I laughed, especially at your name. Go back to your deep fat fried whateverthefuck you eat. That, or lose some weight so that you don't feel so horrid about your blubbery ass that you need to put other people down, especially an entire nation when, I'm guessing, you live in the fattest nation in the world. Tl;Dr: Gtfo.

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sweetstar87 0

I really hope you're kidding there, because I don't know how someone could be so evidently disrespectful. I hope you know that there are more cases of obesity in USA than in Canada... Anyways I guess that to be able to say such a thing, you probably have a very low self esteem, and like too many people, you need to belittle oneself to make feel comfortable with yourself. How sad.

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j_rock1981 0

Yes, all canadians are fat. You ******* douche-bag. I would guess that you are American, but then I would be stooping to your moronic level. Know your facts before commenting you retard. Oh Canada!!

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TC1_fml 0

You, people, should make yourself familiar with the term "trolling".

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Saccharide 0

@37 Don't get /too/ mad. After all, most of the people of FML have very low self esteem, like belittling others, and post senseless shit like "Christianess" up there.

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AhISnappedIt 0

that turned me on for some odd reason

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Canadians are fat and disgusting, hmm? I would guess that you must be referring to the nation right below it. (I'm American, so I'm allowed to poke fun at how ****** up the country is (: )

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ChristineAnn58 8

Excuse you? CANADIANS ARE NOT FAT. my family is canadian. Watch your ******* mouth. Disrespectful people. America definitely has the highest ignorance level...

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MiniatureMayhem 0

Oh, your poor boyfriend.

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