By River - 18/07/2015 04:08 - Oranjestad

Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML
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IamHercules 24

Sorry OP, They both sound like immature asshats. You shouldn't be with someone that won't stick up for you.

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Xamry14 10

Does your last name happen to be song?

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Sillsallad 15

duuu duuuu duuuuuuu, dudududuu *intro music playing*

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MasterTron 24

River Song - I see what you did #18

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nekminnet 13

If she was River Song she'd have already kicked his arse

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joeyl2008 29

River Song wouldn't have let him get away with that.

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darkenedone 27

Came here for this.

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thedementedlamb 4

I love a good Who reference cx I was waiting for one to roll around.

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sturschaedel 27

In that case she could change it to Melody Pond. At least ponds are usually nicer to be thrown into than rivers.

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idragosani 15

I was gonna say "Tam" and is your brother named Simon

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Tessa_11 19

Well they're both idiots and I love your name, River!(:

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Roxas_hearts 27

He really pushed you so he could attract his family, the Dicks.

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Tannasgh 22

What a punk. That's not what men are. Respect for women. If that had been my friend, he wouldn't be for long. Plus not helping you out and not telling his friend off is some behavior he will not outgrow soon. Do yourself a favor and move on...

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pjsr 32

This isn't an FML or a YDI. This is just young people having fun. Didn't any of you ever shove somebody into a pool or stream, or get shoved into one? It's surprising, it's annoying, you can expect revenge to be exacted... but it's all in fun.

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LycanGod 27

I see in the future, pretty near future he will surely be an ex

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may14th 26

On the bright side, you have a beautiful name.

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GhostFox 33

Time to stop dating that guy, since he obviously lets his friends direct his views on other people. And he has shit taste in friends. Ditch the ****** and his 'friend' before said friend does something without thinking that seriously hurts you.

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