Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream...

By River - 18/07/2015 04:08 - Oranjestad

Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML

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Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML

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By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2014 20:53 - United States - Canton

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

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By cutiecuppiecakez - 29/02/2016 21:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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Sea legs

By have it your way - 29/04/2014 19:13 - United States - Rochester

Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML

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By the girlfriend - 26/08/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML

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IamHercules 24

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:40

Sorry OP, They both sound like immature asshats. You shouldn't be with someone that won't stick up for you.

MDoremis 38

Sunday 19 July 2015 5:40

You've picked a real winner.

Comments

chuchusheep 19

Sunday 19 July 2015 16:16

sounds like they're both in elementary school. i hope you're planning some bad ass revenge and then dumping him.

Ethan11170 2

Sunday 19 July 2015 16:19

Dump him .. Unless your wore a white shirt when pushed in then it's just guys being guys

OneFourNine 9

Sunday 19 July 2015 17:17

So making fun of her, making her miserable, possibly ruining some of her things and risking injuring her is wrong - but wait, it is all ok if that was done to expose her breasts? What a dumb comment!

NodakN8V 25

Sunday 19 July 2015 16:52

Now it's time to be Raging River

OneFourNine 9

Sunday 19 July 2015 17:11

The idiotic friend and your boyfriend have no excuse and need to mature. You need to decide if you want to wait around until that happen... which may be never. Real men and gentlemen still exist.

krad204 21

Sunday 19 July 2015 17:15

Or some ball-fisting!

CuriousYel1ow 13

Sunday 19 July 2015 18:24

With a name like River, I hope you have a sense of humor.

lfrider92 21

Sunday 19 July 2015 19:19

River song?

Etweens96 25

Sunday 19 July 2015 20:19

Dump water on their heads and tell your boyfriend your dumping him

xluciferx666 21

Sunday 19 July 2015 22:30

Dump him hop back on serenity with Mal and go back to the stars

anshu0688 7

Sunday 19 July 2015 22:45

This is a serious misbehaviour that accounts for possible loss of life. OP, you need to understand the reason behind this unpleasant act of your boyfriend's friend together with the actual point behind your boyfriend's high-five.