Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he... - FML

By Ah - 08/03/2010 05:42 - France

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

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Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

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By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

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Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

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Turn it off

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

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Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

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Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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SEXY!

By Anonymous - 20/03/2014 02:43 - United States - Canyon

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML

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Top comments

Anonnamus 0

Monday 8 March 2010 12:11

What's wrong with Bon Jovi?!?!?!

okieraider71 4

Monday 8 March 2010 12:12

Give it a chance--He could have played Hannah Montana and put on a dress. Count your blessings!

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Tahsis 4

Monday 8 March 2010 13:20

I know which **** she's talking about. It's okay, but I've seen better.

Rape_Laser 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 16:54

lol

kaysquared05 0

Monday 8 March 2010 13:33

What's wrong with Bon Jovi??? he is a good singer!!!

middlefingerYOU 0

Monday 8 March 2010 13:45

who cares! jus *** him!

twotf 0

Monday 8 March 2010 14:06

you give love a bad name

perdix 29

Monday 8 March 2010 14:13

When I watch ****, I turn off the sound track and add my own. I always listen to the following playlist. "The Hamster Dance" "Yakety Sax" "Send in the Clowns" Herbert Morrison's coverage of the Hindenberg disaster. It works everytime!

aLexll_fml 0

Monday 8 March 2010 14:19

I like the way you think, Perdix!

jordiecakes 0

Monday 8 March 2010 14:29

what does "OP" stand for ? :)

aLexll_fml 0

Monday 8 March 2010 14:38

Original poster :)

ashlynn610 12

Monday 8 March 2010 22:44

optimus prime

manderrzzbabyy 0

Monday 8 March 2010 14:33

you got turned off by Bon jovi? goodness if anything get turned onnn

crusher666 0

Monday 8 March 2010 14:37

whats wrong with bon jovie?!?

Geekyandproud 19

Monday 8 July 2013 23:41

For you? The spelling.

FMyLifeCereal 0

Monday 8 March 2010 14:49

So, I'm assuming you didn't "go down" in a blaze of glory. f HIS life.

loveurlifeJK 5

Monday 8 March 2010 14:51

Got something against Bon Jovi?

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