Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he... - FML

By Ah - 08/03/2010 05:42 - France

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Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

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Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

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By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

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Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

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Turn it off

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

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Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

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Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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SEXY!

By Anonymous - 20/03/2014 02:43 - United States - Canyon

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Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML

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Top comments

Anonnamus 0

Monday 8 March 2010 12:11

What's wrong with Bon Jovi?!?!?!

okieraider71 4

Monday 8 March 2010 12:12

Give it a chance--He could have played Hannah Montana and put on a dress. Count your blessings!

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lilybugie 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 6:14

so I guess you think bon jovi sucks duck??? you suck dick!!!!!!

bee_happy_fml 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 21:01

YDI for reenacting a porno

blahblahduncare 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 2:01

Bon Jovi, wut! (:

sammy259 3

Monday 21 March 2011 3:36

wanted naked in the bed

cokyspaniel 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 8:20

my bestie and I are at war, I say Bon jovi, he says midnight oil.

GuitarGeek44 3

Sunday 31 July 2011 22:53

Bon Jovi is the reason I'm a rockstar!

Bcfrmkc816 17

Saturday 19 November 2011 9:38

How is this an fml? This is just bragging and being stupid

liaRawr 9

Monday 9 September 2013 0:28

What's wrong with Bon jovi?

wellnowwhat 6

Saturday 19 October 2013 6:36

God I would so **** to Bon Jovi.

hunkoira 10

Friday 10 January 2014 13:04

bon jovi sex it great. if you need something else besides that bon Jovi is over 50 and still happily married to his high school sweetheart.

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