Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he... - FML

By Ah - 08/03/2010 05:42 - France

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Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sounds hot

By oops999 - 19/11/2013 19:46 - United States - Downingtown

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Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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By DuChaillu - 27/01/2010 07:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

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Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

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By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

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Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

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Turn it off

By Anonymous - 26/03/2022 06:00

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Today, I got dressed up in lingerie for my boyfriend. He looked at me, said, "Nice," then went back to watching TV and drinking beer. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

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Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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SEXY!

By Anonymous - 20/03/2014 02:43 - United States - Canyon

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Today, my boyfriend decided it was time to spice up our sex life. He now watches Sons Of Anarchy when we have sex. FML

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Top comments

Anonnamus 0

Monday 8 March 2010 12:11

What's wrong with Bon Jovi?!?!?!

okieraider71 4

Monday 8 March 2010 12:12

Give it a chance--He could have played Hannah Montana and put on a dress. Count your blessings!

Comments

MSDemonslayer 5

Friday 8 August 2014 5:51

Be thankful that it was Bon Jovi singing "You give love a bad name" or "It's my life" instead of Men At Work singing "Down Under."

0h_Boy 26

Saturday 20 June 2015 12:36

I take it this means you went down in a blaze of glory?

yahtzeesouls 12

Friday 4 March 2016 23:21

Are you kidding? Bon jovi makes everything better. Especially *******. Eeeeaah, we're halfway theeeree ooohhoh, ****** on a prayah!

kevinsagirl2323 8

Tuesday 17 October 2017 14:52

what's wrong with bon-jovi?

sharond23 10

Friday 15 December 2017 15:42

wait.... the costume didn't bother you, but bon jovi does? wow

sharond23 10

Friday 26 January 2018 17:46

whats wrong with bon jovi?

millsjoshua949 12

Sunday 2 August 2020 7:38

What's wrong with bon jovi?

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