By Anonymous - 12/05/2012 20:04 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML
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Omg_its_Chloe 6

Why don't you rub some salt and vinegar into his eyes. Poor OP ):

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kittycat1597 10

FYL, he's a douche.

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DocBastard 38

Tell him that boyfriends are like trash. Sometimes you tolerate the shit that really stinks, but eventually you have to dump that crap at the curb.

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downtime 12

...Except that assumes there is no such thing as a decent boyfriend. If you believe this then it seems whatever masculinity that was left in you has been stamped out by some man hating hussey.

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Isoldael 27

"Men are like a bag of chips too - when you're done with them, you throw 'em out with the trash."

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Isoldael 27

Or "Men are like a bag of chips too - once someone else has licked them, you don't want them back anymore either."

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BeccaHugs 17

Those are both awful and not funny at all.

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Isoldael 27

They're not supposed to be funny, they're supposed to be an equally awful comeback for the OP to show her bf that analogies don't make a crappy message any better. But sorry if I was supposed to be funny, I guess...

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b0ngs 7

Smokey BBQ is much better than salt and vinigar. Let him have the salt and vinigars and you go and find yourself some smokin BBQ.

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esines 9

I prefer me some sour and cream. But NEVER go for the baked ones with extra cheddar. Then you"ll have a mess around your mouth and fingers...

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Kurochrome 17

No you cannot go for the salt and vinigar once in a while, because they taste like shit, are bitchy, and probably have an STD. But really, that is the absolute worst flavor of chips. I have no idea how anyone can eat them. Back to the topic though, FYL

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b0ngs 7

My mom eats them! And shes a good woman D:

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CustardAndPie 13

#27; On their own, salt and vinegar are a bit overpowering, but stick them in a crisp sandwich and they are ambrosial.

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maniaccrab 0

Am I the only one who noticed his picture looks like its from home stuck?

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Kurochrome 17

120 - Nope, I noticed as soon as I made it my picture :V

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xNephilim 18

You heathens. :o Salt and vinegar is awesome. :3

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mct_1087 27

How do you even breathe? Salt & Vinegar crisps are amazing!

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

That something a player would say. Im sorry OP :/

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shawnaishere 14

That sucks... And for all of you guys asking whaaa like my classmates during math class. Read it again and maybe you'll understand

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Needafarm 22

LOL, math. This did not sound like a math problem at all. Unless you are saying (1+1+1) = 1 because he's not with the chick he's cheating with, just using her and hopefully OP dumps his dirty cheating ass and then he's all alone. Therefore "1"

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kirrra 11

I sort of see where you were trying to go with this.but it really wasn't worth it..

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DocBastard 38

Shawnaishere - Maybe you should be paying attention in math class rather than reading FML.

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Zachthejoker 10

He used a food analogy to tell you he cheated? Get rid of him.

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JBrownie123 24

Ugh. I'm hungry now! And sucks for OP, I'm guessing he meant he cheats a lot then... :/

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SeanMargalit 0

Nice metaphor :D

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Kenton1008 21

It's actually a simile. Like, as, or than are what similes use, metaphors don't use these.

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SeanMargalit 0

Oops i was looking at the flavor part but thanks anyway!!

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