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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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You deserved it 3 277

By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 05:04

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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llamafish 25

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:56

Perhaps they belong to his sister, Brittany.

Clara682 2

Thursday 1 March 2012 22:56

Maybe he bought them for you as a gift :)

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itsnothim 4

Thursday 8 March 2012 2:55

men are stupid...they arent even worth it!! dump him

BackToSq1 4

Thursday 8 March 2012 19:50

Quick tip, if you date an asshole, he will act like an asshole. try a nice guy next time. YDI

aleishaa_jadee 13

Saturday 10 March 2012 18:06

Dump his dumb ass, he obviously isn't worth it..

SalRahimi 7

Tuesday 13 March 2012 10:31

Maybe he's becoming gay?

SalRahimi 7

Tuesday 13 March 2012 10:34

Possibly.

xbubblyx_123 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 15:52

I'm sure if I were in this situation I wouldn't worry about FMLing it, that's when I question is this true?

haynes254 0

Monday 19 March 2012 6:01

Lol

cbass2410 4

Monday 19 March 2012 7:24

maybe his moms?

chowE_fml 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 9:16

..Gifts or maybe he's a creepy perv and goes through his Mother's or sister's underwear.

savannahc 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:12

Hes gonna dieee

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