By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
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stupiidx3 0

wow. with a boyfriend like that. who can't even just tell you he wants to break up and has to do it doing all that stuff. you deserve better.

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Hacksaw 4

Wow, that sucks. Though I must admit that's a pretty clever way to break up with someone.

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israelnotjacob 20

If he can't break up with you in person himself, then he is clearly a coward and had no respect for you in the first place. You can do far better. While this would suck at the moment, in the long run you are far better off.

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GreenDaysGeekGrl 0

Some guy... lol. Jeeez.

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qwerty29 0

THAT'S AWESOME. I'm gonna have to remember that. oh yea FYL

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loserboii 11

more creative than i could ever have thought :)

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tari_joon 0

****, there have been like a million FMLs that say almost the exact same thing - my boyfriend broke up with me by text/a dog/another person/a letter/sky writing/a ******* brick in my window - Okay... we get it. People get dumped. FYL but I'd personally like to see some more original FMLs.

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the_commentator 0

I'm sorry. If I have the feeling to write an FML because I'm upset, I'll try to remember to be creative about it. Seriously, wtf. And besides, the creative ones tend to be called "fake". So stfu. Jeez.

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NinjaPanda88 0

That sux but smart, wish I thought of something like that

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BurpusMe 0

It's not like he refuses to listen to you... You can leave a message at the sound of the tone. *BEEP*

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