By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
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stupiidx3 0

wow. with a boyfriend like that. who can't even just tell you he wants to break up and has to do it doing all that stuff. you deserve better.

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Hacksaw 4

Wow, that sucks. Though I must admit that's a pretty clever way to break up with someone.

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glassjaw_90 0

I love this breakup technique the guy has done. Sorry, OP. People who are so upset with the ex and who do not think he is clever, just remember, he's a normal dude. Breaking up sucks anyway you slice it.

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unfortunate_13 5

haha yeah, let him sweat and pretend like nothing happened :)

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Starpom_fml 6

Nice idea !! I write it down xD

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Laid2Rest6661 0

LMFAO!!! Thats the exact same way I broke up with my girlfriend once. Misty, is that you?

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growingupnextmon 3

Are you sure your not delusional and that you girlfriend isnt one of the characters out of pokemon?

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the_commentator 0

@41 win. :D OP, that honestly sucks. Sure, it's creative and kind of funny -- sorry! -- but you don't deserve to be treated like that. Just move on and forget about the coward. There are plenty of other fish in the sea. :3

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Kervik 0

I don't care if your boyfriend broke up with you, if you're going to post a story here stop posting this shit, at least make original . . .

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foryoublue94 0

I kind of want to say YDI for getting a shitty boyfriend. But FYL, that guy's stupid.

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Xdanicat 0

Imagine if someone else calls him. They'd hear the same voicemail. Damn, that would suck. Everyone would know he dumped you over voicemail.

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ah_09 0

if he`s going to break up with you that way, you deserve better.

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YouGotPwnt 0

What goes around comes around. If he is truly an ass he will eventually get it for the way he treats ppl.

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