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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 808

You deserved it 3 291

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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You deserved it 3 601

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 172

You deserved it 4 262

By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 209

You deserved it 2 689

By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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You deserved it 542

By Out of Ice Cream - 29/09/2015 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML

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You deserved it 2 194

Spineless

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 442

You deserved it 71

By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 234

You deserved it 4 192

By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 991

You deserved it 7 582

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By helplesslover - 04/10/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 136

You deserved it 5 753

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 795

You deserved it 20 521

stupiidx3 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 9:07

wow. with a boyfriend like that. who can't even just tell you he wants to break up and has to do it doing all that stuff. you deserve better.

Hacksaw 4

Wednesday 12 August 2009 9:07

Wow, that sucks. Though I must admit that's a pretty clever way to break up with someone.

Comments

xoxoprivatexoxo 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 0:30

hahahaha. smart :]

NiiLLyy 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 1:07

Ohdee ;; Thtsz ****** Uhp .

missgigglequeen 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 1:46

u should tell his mom to call his phone!

allocomrade 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 2:49

i'm so sorry, but that is ******* hilarious, genius, and FTW.

startrekker 3

Thursday 13 August 2009 3:45

What's up with all these douchebag boyfriends?

9az00 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 5:43

GENIUS!!!!

fcktheworld 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 6:37

he wins. he's a ******* genius.

SMDBEEZY 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 6:44

sars ebola aids /nar nar nar you boyfriend left you for a cambodian 12 year old!!!!!!! sucks for you. i hope you got clamydia and syphillus from this genius. butthole wargasm 19.

phishyyy 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 6:59

Whata lame ass. He doesn't deserve a girlfriend if he breaks up like that. That's EXTREMELY low.

sockmonkey560 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 7:09

What a ********! Why did he make a message of him breaking up with you on his voicemail? What if his mom or friend called and heard the voicemail? They probably would not hang out with that guy anymore!! That guy is messed up. Or you're lying.