Love: Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need...

By ugh - 19/01/2011 19:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2022 10:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend of several months to post a picture of us. He deleted his Facebook instead. FML

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Can't win

By Billie - 04/02/2021 00:01 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2014 23:38 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 19:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML

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Dirty room

By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML

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You deserved it 2 306

Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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NEXT!

By Anonymous - 14/07/2024 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML

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You deserved it 113

Chuck E. Cheese awaits

By mama’s boy - 31/10/2019 00:01

Today, I realized just how spoiled and immature my boyfriend is when I asked him several times what he’d like for dinner. Getting no answer, I made steak, potatoes and salad. He then sulked and refused to eat it, since he wanted spaghetti and meatballs instead. FML

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You deserved it 407

By sadpoorlady - 22/06/2013 09:22 - United Kingdom - Appley Bridge

Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. FML

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You deserved it 5 011

By staciefacecat - 14/06/2016 01:03

Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML

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You deserved it 1 536

Ninjafriends 1

Wednesday 19 January 2011 23:59

Say that to him the next time he wants some ass. He sounds like a controlling bastard.

SirEBC 7

Thursday 20 January 2011 0:03

It sounds like a "Shut the **** up" would have been in line somewhere within that hour.

Comments

ObviouslyJesus 1

Thursday 20 January 2011 6:32

Your boyfriend is a ******

bassplayer27 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 6:45

but if you tru some times you might find you get what you need!

Ranimal 12

Thursday 20 January 2011 7:10

Am I alone here or did anyone else think that #1 is not even close to funny?

IFightFoos 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 7:46

You're not the only one, 95...

Deabells 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 7:12

go to the hospital!!!!

schalk 12

Thursday 20 January 2011 7:27

OP I had a girl who also asked me to delete photos of her she was self conscious about (which happened to be my favorites). Nothing offensive or even remotely nude. Why were these pics so bad? You're asking for sympathy whilst only giving your version of the story. Basically, you're blindfolding us and asking if we like you're new haircut.

saleha97 4

Thursday 20 January 2011 7:44

use what you have learned :)

lifesluck 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 7:54

Lame. This FML is so very lame.

dezinspaaace 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 7:54

....*hurrrrllll*

xxxJORDYBEARxxx 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 8:07

kick him in the balls and delete the picture, if he replies what was that for, just say for being a jerk :p

Jorvik 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 8:12

So there are ladies on here saying to dump the boyfriend because he's not a mind reader and asked asked for manners? Hang the bastard. How dare he want respect. It's people like the OP that makes me realise the world is becoming a bunch of whiney, egotistical twats.

pimpedout900 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 12:39

oh also to go along with your comment does it say she wasn't demanding for stuff she could have and he was tired of it a d said to ask once in a while she probably tried deleting the picture herself then her boyfriend caught her then he got mad and didn't want to delete the picture