By RedWaters - 06/03/2013 20:20 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML
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Same thing different taste

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tsent8 15

It's not his fault. He was just trying to get his people out of Egypt.

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Tell him that you already have a few of the plagues if you want him to stop fast.

Nothing gets them running like boils, locusts and/or frogs. That would guarantee a Passover almost as effectively as blood on the door.

Your boyfriend Israeli funny, don't take it too seriously.

At that time of the month, just Leviticus-ing, anything more is gross.

there should be a badge for puns. Jew two would totally get it.

Steve95401 49

That was a fail of biblical proportions.

perdix 29

Go down, Moses. Let my people come.

xXHollowIchigoXx 17

*Grabs 48's staff* YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

I have Noah idea what he was thinking. I Cain not Eden believe he's do such a stupid thing. You should Adamantly demand an apology, Even if he thinks it was funny.

I can't believe you were Able to fit in that many biblical names. I couldn't do that even if I was Luke-ing for them.

I'm sure if we look through the books of Kings, we Canaan find a lot more where that came from.

You're making me cross all my good puns off the list! Mark my words, this thread's days are Numbered.

No, there are still plenty of Revelations to be made, don't worry about that Howie. It would take a miracle for this FML comment to run out of steam.

If Uriel serious about keeping the thread going, there's probably Psalm good ones still left, but after a few more of these Judas won't be able to keep it going.

Isaiah I must agree with Pleo, E'noch like we can run out biblical names especially after all the great Proverbs we learn from FMLs and puns. I mean come on Babel don't Saul think Jonah come up with some more?

I had to read these comments slowly lol

So how long until somebody crises bingo?

That's actually really funny. I hope you still had sex!

Why did you think that spreading your legs whilst on your period would be sexy?

Lol she thought he was going to do it in a sensual way?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this. Spreading your legs while blood will probably come out...how could that possibly be sexy??

Because she thought her boyfriend liked getting his noodle in meet sauce, yum!

everyone acts like it just pour out its what a couple tablespoons all together get over it

Ummm... You must have a really light period!