Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being...

By RedWaters - 06/03/2013 20:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 00:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

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What ARE you doing?

By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 03:30 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada

Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML

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By anonymous - 25/03/2016 22:19 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time, the one day my period came early. He thought it was a sign from God and thinks we're going to hell. FML

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By painedandpissed - 10/08/2014 16:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

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By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

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By ideserveit - 28/05/2016 22:10 - Finland

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 08:35

Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 01:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML

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So sensual...

By Wellokthen - 17/02/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML

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Wednesday 6 March 2013 23:32

It's not his fault. He was just trying to get his people out of Egypt.

k_ninjaa 9

Wednesday 6 March 2013 23:31

At least he has a sense of humor!

Comments

foiled 15

Thursday 7 March 2013 0:34

LOL! That's perfect!

akiahara 14

Thursday 7 March 2013 0:37

Did you let his people go?

Jemm_fml 29

Thursday 7 March 2013 1:17

LOL

kellzhellzbellz 6

Thursday 7 March 2013 0:45

I find it kinda cute how he did that :)

brittyed 11

Thursday 7 March 2013 0:46

WOW.

Thestem 6

Thursday 7 March 2013 0:55

he's a keeper. sense of humor no matter how messy things get

hienzburgess 9

Thursday 7 March 2013 1:04

I find that kinda immature and lame tbh. where has all the good humour gone. I'd be really turned off after that.

Linkerdoodles 15

Thursday 7 March 2013 3:41

Lighten up :) It's funny as ****!

BellaBelle_fml 23

Thursday 7 March 2013 8:05

It is not immature or lame to want to have sex with your partner even when they are on their period. And not everyone has the same sense of humour you know. Also, not everyone is turned on or off by the same things. Just imagine how boring the world would if everyone had the same sense of humour and other traits. Some people are ok with having sex on their period. So long as both parties are fine with it, then it's no big deal and perfectly ok to do. And for some girls that do have sex while on their period there's not a whole lot of blood that does come out anyways. So it's not very messy. I wouldn't want my husband to perform oral on me while on my period. However, I'm 100% happy to give him oral any time he wants it so long as we have the time and privacy.