By ananomus - 22/08/2010 04:26 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and started my lactation period. Now every time he looks at me he calls me milky way. FML
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fadingaway 17

Kick him in the nuts and call him nutcracker.

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Ariasmake_1 0

at least your boyfriend has a sense of humor

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BubbaCatLove 0

YDI FOR BEING PREGNANT AND NOT HAVING ENOUGH EDUCATION TO SPELL "ANONYMOUS."

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jinxthejinx 0

Seriously. Pshaw.

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BubbaCatLove 0

My comment SHOULD NOT have been moderated. The only word I used was "hell." I bleeped out everything else. :| What, are you going to ban me from posting comments because we're in 3rd grade, now? Can't say "hell" or "crap"? Kind of frustrating, Mods. REALLY frustrating, Mods.

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sallen0046 4

It's a username, dumbass. I'm sure the correct spelling had been taken for quite some time before OP signed up. Turn of your caps lock and get a clue.

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jinxthejinx 0

She could have gotten a little creative & made up a different username like "anonymous11010010001" or "milktits"... Just sayin'...

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Mauskau 35

ydi for getting pregnant with just a bf. fiancé atleast, man. that way you know he's not gonna leave you with the kid.

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BonJovi821 3

Am I the only one bothered by the lowercase "L" at the end of the FML?

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sourgirl101 28

OCD much? The world is an imperfect world. Now go clean your messy bedrooms! (:

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Kanvis78 0

Does anyone else not see the FML? Lactating is normal , breasts rock, no FML!

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TOL_fml 6

I can see where someone would get weirded out with this...but eventually you'll get over it

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tmmundy 17

lmao....that's not a FML...that's just way to funny....at least he still wants u and hasn't left u like most bf's do when their gf get pregnant ....gl

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Haterman123 0

9 lol he's a nutcracker and she's amilkey way they should invent milkey ways with nuts

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