By notyourmummy - 12/11/2015 09:09 - United Kingdom - Ryde

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Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
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Swandive235 27

Everything having to do with calling significant others "Mommy" and "Daddy" needs to stop. It's just weird.

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lysx84 24

The whole "daddy" thing always confused me, please don't let "mummy" take off :/

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christian1509 21

I cringe every time someone calls their partner mommy or daddy

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Badkarma4u 17

#13 Is actually correct. Some people may use it for age play, but once they get older and have kids a light bulb will come on.

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moonfal 21

Everyone should be able to call their significant other what they want to because it's their relationship regardless if people think it's weird or whatnot. However, since this is a turn off for you, have a discussion with him about it.

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iAlissa 34

The world of BDSM fetishes can be a dark and scary place

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pasupathymuthu 16

This is not BDSM. It was just a form of Roleplay.

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Sammeydw 22

Wrong! BDSM is one (of MANY) forms of Roleplay.

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DoomedGemini 37

Bdsm itself is not roleplay. It can include many types of roleplay, but it itself is not roleplay.

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fakedsincerity 32

It's not my thing but people who are like "ewww why do people do that" are usually the same people who call their partner "baby" or "babe" which is infantilising their partner. weird double standard. but totally if it freaks you out definitely tell him. kinks need to be shared and consensual and not make either partner feel uncomfortable.

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crackyeggy 9

who calls their actual baby babe though a babe is a hot woman

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TheLadyOpal 30

Way way back in ye olden days, "babe" was another word for infant.

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9a_1z 12

I started off calling my partner 'babe' in a sarcastic 'haha we'll never be so cringey as to call each other babe seriously' way. How little we knew.

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firefighter925 18

People are lickin each others buttholes and yall wanna freakout over someone calling someone else "mummy" or "babe" lol

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VeganVampyre 26

47- same here... And I still think it's weird, despite now being one of the people who does it. I just try not to think about it :/ I mean, when you really think about it, all pet names are weird. They're pretty much all food, animals, or just nonsense. So I figure nobody can judge anyone else, we all have something strange that we call our SO by.

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NamesIncognita 15

this is why I stay away from people who have kinks...

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buckdharma 36

Buy him a bottle and some Enfamil and tell him he needs practice.

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lulinator 40

I had an experience similar to this. I started dating a man who was sexually abused by his mother as a child, and as a result, he had a breast feeding fetish as that was one of the ways she abused him (I won't go into details). He asked me if I would induce lactation (I guess there are ways..?) so he could fulfill his fetish/need. Uhm... NEXT!! Not saying, OP, that your boyfriend is even close to this 'damaged,' but it's definitely not a normal situation!!

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interesting33 36

People have fetishes and some are a bit weird but they aren't 'wrong'. if you aren't comfortable with it that is ok but someone having a fetish does not mean a relationship necessarily has to end. Not everyone with fetishes were abused (not that you said they were). I do have an issue with how this was worded though, 'damaged' is a hard word to use. Everyone suffers from various things to different degrees, and it sounds like this issue really affected both of you in the relationship, but when people use the word 'damaged' it can suggest that someone has 'lost their value' or something, and that is not the case at all.

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alexthevaultgirl 13

Pedophilia is considered to be a fetish...going by your comment it's okay to love children like adults love eachother! You're basically saying its okay

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makkarari 18

My BF does that too. After having kids and nursing, he now pretends to 'nurse'. So creepy and annoying! I totally feel for you

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thatonetribute 31

That is so creepy. I would not tolerate that.

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DoomedGemini 37

I'd say tell him you don't like it, and if he doesn't stop you need a serious conversation. Everyone has their kinks, but partners need to be comfortable with doing them.

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makkarari 18

Oh I always tell him to stop, and most of the time it's just in fun and games, and not to get frisky... It's harmless enough, and I get him back in my own ways! :)

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Richard6036 13

Maybe he just needs a diaper change, unless he has a mama thing for you

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