By notyourmummy - 12/11/2015 09:09 - United Kingdom - Ryde

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Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
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Swandive235 27

Everything having to do with calling significant others "Mommy" and "Daddy" needs to stop. It's just weird.

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lysx84 24

The whole "daddy" thing always confused me, please don't let "mummy" take off :/

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thatonetribute 31

Mommy issues are a major turn off. So friggin creepy.

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HollyQuinn 21

Jeez, he shouldn't just spring something like that on you out of nowhere. I'd have the same reaction, OP!

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Saraishi 24

Okay, ewww. FYL, OP, FYL, because any type of mom/dad fetish is just nasty and creepy as hell.

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ShinyArcanine 16

So boob sucking is fine until someone says mommy?

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sabian4life 8

least he didnt ask you to change his diaper...

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Girlshotdown1 21

As messed up as that sounds I had the same exact thing happen to me OP

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