Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite...

By notyourmummy - 12/11/2015 09:09 - United Kingdom - Ryde

Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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By oboy - 01/03/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML

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Thursday 12 November 2015 18:38

Everything having to do with calling significant others "Mommy" and "Daddy" needs to stop. It's just weird.

lysx84 24

Thursday 12 November 2015 18:40

The whole "daddy" thing always confused me, please don't let "mummy" take off :/

Comments

samlovesham1234 9

Thursday 12 November 2015 21:02

Mood killer.

luvlu444 24

Thursday 12 November 2015 21:04

thats only slightly creepy, pls dont make mummy a thing

oiler 21

Thursday 12 November 2015 21:26

You should treat him like a little kid. just for the hell of it

colorfulequines 6

Thursday 12 November 2015 21:28

So he likes something you don't. It's called a kink. It's not wrong, just different. Everyone has that something that just really turns them on that others would probably think was weird.