By notyourmummy - 12/11/2015 09:09 - United Kingdom - Ryde

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Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
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Swandive235 27

Everything having to do with calling significant others "Mommy" and "Daddy" needs to stop. It's just weird.

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lysx84 24

The whole "daddy" thing always confused me, please don't let "mummy" take off :/

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Vishwakarma 8

Go back in time and think if you ever called him your "baby" in the entire relationship. That would explain a lot! ;)

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Chilled_Rambo 11

I hope this doesn't become a thing like "daddy".

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PandaLove16 11

Hands down worse thing ever to happen. I would straight up flip the hell out.

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yaaaymomstatus88 15

I SO LOVE IT AND I ENJOY IT..IT'S AMAZING AND A GREAT FEELING :) I'M KINKY AND CRAZY

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jvanevery 19

I think a lot of husbands and wives go through this drill during the first pregnancy but you're right it is creepy at this stage in the relationship

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snipesrock 9

take your tampon out and laugh at the humor, however stupid it may be.

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watertribe94 16

Ugh this is my biggest fear because I enjoy this also. My SO loves to mess around and I can just see him saying that in a joking manner.

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Nate_mayhem 1

Just call him his dad's name next time your sucking on something ?

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