By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 15:56 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML
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Same thing different taste

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steve247 2

Try circling it with a sharpie?

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orgasm_blush 4

Hmmm. How old are you guys I feel like that might play a big part in this.

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sicnesses 6

Haha what a dumbass! Everyone knows it's on a girls belly button!..... Right?

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j_cat187 19

I thought ******** was the ironic name of a city in Indiana. Yea time to clearcut the magical forest.

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icic6772 0

Fmls aren't funny when they're just people complaining

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ladeizy 0

There shouldnt be comments allowed on Fml.

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Rickilynn1 10

I think we need better mods on this site.

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bonneh 0

Dont treat him like shit jist because you seem to be a bit of **** and hes pretty innocent. Have fun teaching him things, when your with someone you explore each others bodies and see what you each like. So stop being a bitch and have fun or just dont be with him if your going to complain.

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Maddoctor 10

Ummm what? She's "a bit of a ****" because she knows where her ******** is? That just sounds...dumb.

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katt_is_here 24

< sarcasm > Yeah, apparently women who know about their bodies are total ******... #196, this area is for people over 18. Little kids like you do not belong here.

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bubo_fml 10

Tell him its the dangly thing that's just slightly larger than his dick!

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tarterrsauce 0

just put some fabreeze in it and tell him 'follow your nose' then once he finds it he won't let it go

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