Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris...

By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 15:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 07:54 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. When I didn't get off right away, he asked what he was doing wrong. I told him he was doing fine, but instead of focusing only on my vagina, he might want to pay attention to my clitoris as well. His response? "What's a clitoris?" FML

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By baby_trex_arms - 05/05/2015 15:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML

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By Oops - 26/09/2011 15:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 20:01

Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML

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By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

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By geewhy - 26/12/2012 21:20 - United States - South Park

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2020 21:01 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I walked out halfway through a much anticipated dick appointment because it became apparent that he thought my clit was located somewhere on my upper thigh. He kept rubbing it and moaning, "Oooooh, I bet you like that, baby." No, sir, I certainly did not. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2014 21:10 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, frustrated that my boyfriend never gives me any orgasms when we make love, I tried politely hinting that he needs to improve. To start with, I said maybe he should be more spontaneous in bed. He replied, "What, like putting it in your ass? Gotcha." Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML

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By Hannah - 13/06/2013 16:19 - Australia - Caulfield North

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

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steve247 2

Tuesday 27 September 2011 19:01

Try circling it with a sharpie?

orgasm_blush 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 19:01

Hmmm. How old are you guys I feel like that might play a big part in this.

Comments

JinxosGirl87 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 2:31

Maybe you don't have a clit :P

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 28 September 2011 2:35

"There" "Where?" "There!" "There?" "No, there!!" "What here, under the very large sombrero?"

triskitpaulo 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 2:45

Because you fat

katt_is_here 24

Wednesday 28 September 2011 2:49

#32 That is pretty hot actually...chopstick. Never would have thought of that. And I have no idea why my comment that was supposed to be under #32's comment ended up here...stupid coding.

azraelgirl09 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:00

Dont wrry my ex boyfriend had the same problem. I gave him a book about females and highlighted a bunch of diagrams and passages.

strokesie 23

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:17

Been there.

Petunia888 13

Wednesday 28 September 2011 6:56

Next to OP's clit? Sorry, couldn't resist. XD

Mourningstar 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:17

Show him 1 more time telling him to do it right or he can't do anything else with it, and if he doesn't know what to do once he finds it, tell him to try spelling out his abc's and when to lean into him, do what he just did again. If he knows he can't get in you untill he's givin you a good reason, he'll work harder.........

Mourningstar 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 3:25

BTW, why is OP a bitch??? I be pissed if it was the other way around. If you can't eat, you don't need it. On the other hand, OP make sure you're shaved and clean, it can get scary down there otherwise.....