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By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 542

You deserved it 3 923

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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 191

You deserved it 2 916

By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 540

You deserved it 5 386

By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 971

You deserved it 24 828

By lbailey32 - 04/02/2014 01:30 - United States - Seneca Falls

Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 296

You deserved it 4 470

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 646

You deserved it 5 910

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 590

You deserved it 10 484

By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 904

You deserved it 3 827

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 214

You deserved it 8 283

By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 623

You deserved it 3 057

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2021 03:30

Today, I found one of my boyfriend's earbuds in the dryer. He's gonna be pissed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 703

You deserved it 165

maplebaby 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:09

your boyfriend is a douche.

pepsie_fml 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:07

eat the cookie as pay back

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lifeisdabestsome 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:47

why is he giving you revenge if he stole the cookie from someone else. please clarify

comrade500 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:50

YDI for dating a burglar

lostfaithinpppl 19

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:51

Exactly!

YOUbeTROLLIN 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:53

simple solution, steal the cookie from your boyfriend and slap him with it....

jetpackzach 5

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:10

how r u posting this without an iPod?

iwadasn 32

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:06

Uh...because she has a computer?

xHabsfanx 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:08

Well OP could have posted it on the fml website using a computer.

xHabsfanx 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:18

Well what kind of iPod was it?

gummiworms 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:47

oh woww. WTF !

Giorgio272 2

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:05

dang girl stand up and represent if your man is gonna steal like a poor hobo smack him upside the head. get him down on all fours and spank him crazy girl. then force him to eat you out while you screaming and listening to J Lo. M Hmm.

chickenwings907 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:15

gettin off on your own FML comments i see... well... have fun ay?

wierdo16 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:09

Tell your boyfriend to steal your iPod back of dump him lmfao.

SAYwhatFML 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:17

Make him some hot, fresh cookies ;)

stainglassvtv 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:30

ipod is way better den cookie... wait wat kinda cookie?

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You deserved it 1 242

Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML

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Today, my recent ex-boyfriend stopped by my house with a well-dressed man. He reached into his pocket and handed me records that "prove" he never cheated on me. Oh, and the man next to him? His lawyer, who gave me a summons to court over payment for the items I smashed when I dumped him. FML

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You deserved it 10 324

Today, we were flying to Australia from New York with an 8-hour layover in New Zealand. We didn’t know where the hotel was, so we caught a taxi. The hotel was literally across from where the taxi picked us up. He did a full loop of the airport, dropped us off where he picked us up, and charged $50 due to "airport tax." FML

I agree, your life sucks 390

You deserved it 933

Today, a day after being informed that keeping my wallet in my front pocket was "strange", my wallet was stolen from my back pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 608

You deserved it 5 719

Today, my girlfriend finally said that she finally felt ready to have sex with me. It ended up being so terrible that I only managed to get some pleasure out of it when my mind drifted to the thought of going to Olive Garden later and eating some of their breadsticks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 179

You deserved it 10 420

Today, I saw my boss, so I mentioned to him, "Oh, I quit." He then interrupted, saying, "Great, I was going to fire you this week anyway." I wanted to tell him I quit smoking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 262

You deserved it 296

Today, the district manager visited. Also today, I got called into the office to talk about "personal hygiene". The assistant store manager asked me if I had some kind of medical problem and advised me to shower regularly because my co-workers have been making comments. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 231

You deserved it 4 287

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