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By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

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You deserved it 3 923

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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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You deserved it 2 916

By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

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You deserved it 5 386

By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 971

You deserved it 24 828

By lbailey32 - 04/02/2014 01:30 - United States - Seneca Falls

Today, my boyfriend decided the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML

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You deserved it 4 470

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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You deserved it 5 910

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 590

You deserved it 10 484

By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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You deserved it 3 827

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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You deserved it 8 283

By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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You deserved it 3 057

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2021 03:30

Today, I found one of my boyfriend's earbuds in the dryer. He's gonna be pissed. FML

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You deserved it 165

maplebaby 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:09

your boyfriend is a douche.

pepsie_fml 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:07

eat the cookie as pay back

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kronikor 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 14:05

lol ur a fail if u can't keep someone from stealing an iPod just put in it pocket gg qq pew pew laser owns wins 1-0....nub tool

Batman4890 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 19:05

no that was a fail....

ajo1999 0

Friday 5 March 2010 1:20

this doesn't make any sense

blastvortex 3

Friday 5 March 2010 7:16

Maybe if you weren't dating a thieving dumbass, it wouldn't have happened?

EveryDayJackAss 0

Friday 5 March 2010 8:14

cookie>iPod anyday

mugiwara_fml 0

Friday 5 March 2010 22:36

And now you've kidnapped his sister. And this will never end... :o)

Emmmmm55 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 15:54

I don't get it did he steal ur cookie?

Cabz2018 0

Monday 8 March 2010 16:03

why would he steal "Your"...your br is the one who took the dang cookie.

serenaaaa_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 20:36

YDI for going out with tht guy. who steals peoples cookies?!

J0gby 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 2:59

find a new bf who doesn't act like a 5 year old

megamandude455 10

Tuesday 20 April 2010 20:05

how the **** does stealing a $50-$100 iPod justify STEALING A GODDAMN COOKIE!!??kick that ************'s ass!!

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Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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Today, I went to a new deli in town. While waiting in line, I hadn't made up my mind on what to order, so I let the guy behind me go instead. Turns out he was the hundredth customer, and they gave him his lunch for free. FML

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