Health: Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage...

By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 01:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by offering me a foot massage to ease my sore feet after a run. I asked for a lot of pressure. Now I'm back home in a walking boot after being diagnosed with a fractured fifth metatarsal bone. FML

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By gimp. - 08/05/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML

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By BiteMe14 - 07/01/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2009 17:14 - Canada

Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML

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By crazycatlady1890 - 02/05/2019 18:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML

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Tetchy

By ouch.... - 22/10/2013 01:24 - United States - Duxbury

Today, my boyfriend broke a glass in the kitchen and accidentally stepped on it, cutting his foot. He asked me if I could help him clean his cut. Apparently, he's ticklish and I now have a huge bruise on my chest from where he kicked me. FML

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Headshot!

By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By mikki bee - 30/12/2014 17:24 - United States - Reno

Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML

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Heavy load

By w…… - 28/04/2021 23:01

Today, I was getting ready for work. When I stepped back, my ankle rolled and my fat ass landed on it with my foot sideways under me. Now I’m in a boot for 6 weeks and have 6 weeks of physical therapy ahead of me. FML

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Incapacitated

By Anonymous - 23/03/2023 02:00 - United States

Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML

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By FootyFoot - 06/03/2012 11:50 - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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arano 29

Friday 21 August 2015 14:47

HULK SMASH!

thejonac 21

Friday 21 August 2015 14:52

nonetheless, A for Effort for your boyfriend

Comments

boxergirl1054 16

Friday 21 August 2015 19:45

That must hurt!!:/

flyerpretender 3

Friday 21 August 2015 21:40

Bae, not too hard!!! Said no-girl EVER.... Well, until now.. :p

hoosiergirl94 31

Friday 21 August 2015 21:51

You asked and he delivered

feeloona 18

Friday 21 August 2015 22:59

Get better soon :)

imbloodyawesome 1

Friday 21 August 2015 23:23

"Have you ever given a foot massage? -Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot ******' master." Foot massages always make me think about Pulp Fiction.

PsychicBulwark 4

Friday 21 August 2015 23:29

New topic: did you already have a hairline fracture or did he break it?

FenHarel 9

Friday 21 August 2015 23:41

I don't really know what I'm talking about, but to me it sounds like her foot already had a weakness or something. For instance, horses with navicular can be treated by easing the pressure off that bone. if it wasn't being hit, and then he massaged it maybe that broke what was already weakened.