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By Anonymous - 29/08/2012 16:38 - United States - Columbia

Today, my boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and learn about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend looked at me and suggestively told me to take a shower. He's leaving for two days so I humored him, thinking he wanted to do it in the shower. I waited for 20 minutes before he knocked on the door, telling me he needed to shower as well. He just wanted me to take a shower. FML

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Today, I was texting my boyfriend and things were getting a little steamy. He said, "I really want you right now." So, of course, I told him to come over. To which he replied, "Nah." FML

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By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

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By LonelyShowers - 04/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Mission Hills

Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML

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By umm... - 30/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML

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By BatBee - 03/08/2016 02:29 - United States - Princeton

Today, my husband and I were talking about how we missed our sexting from when we were dating, so later I took a bath and texted him while he was relaxing in bed. His response ? "I'm tired and hurry up I need to poop." FML

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By -___- - 29/09/2013 19:46 - United States - Winfield

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

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By sly - 25/10/2010 22:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

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By that girl - 08/04/2014 23:06 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I was feeling horny, so I told my boyfriend, who lives 30 minutes away, that "I really needed him". He replied, "Did you fall in the toilet again?" FML

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DragonzCreator 3

Wednesday 29 August 2012 22:51

It just goes to show, guys aren't always thinking about sex.

Psych101 9

Wednesday 29 August 2012 22:51

Hopefully you learned something. Both about water displacement and how literal your boyfriend is.

Comments

Donat96 20

Thursday 30 August 2012 4:14

This is what would happen if Penny and Sheldon ever got together.

linkinpark98 23

Thursday 30 August 2012 4:48

Relationships don't always have to be about sex...

rightspark 7

Thursday 30 August 2012 4:55

That's an idiot. If you drove to my I would have displace my natural water over you. But at least you learned something

biebslove 2

Thursday 30 August 2012 5:54

Oh boohoo you hoebag

landsharkman 3

Thursday 30 August 2012 5:54

That sounds like me haha

Failownercatty 10

Thursday 30 August 2012 6:16

You can never know too much, like this.

konkoush 7

Thursday 30 August 2012 7:08

That's what u get u sick pervert

csi_fml 19

Thursday 30 August 2012 7:41

Well what did you learn?

dolceandkabana 1

Thursday 30 August 2012 7:47

Text your bf and show him all about clothing displacement

SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Thursday 30 August 2012 8:00

You have a smart man. Sure, I would be alittle put out that he didn't want to do anything sexy but I would also appreciate the fact that he is intelligent and wanted to teach me something. :D