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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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By iheartexes - 06/11/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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igotds 16

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:31

It's the THOT that counts

WitEluded 13

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:38

Did he at least make it rain for you?

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badassmf1234 22

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:36

He sounds super thoughtful and romantic

WitEluded 13

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:38

Did he at least make it rain for you?

ThatHorse 15

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:40

This wouldn't be funny if you didn't have that winky face avatar.

ZombieSazza 34

Sunday 29 March 2015 14:11

Comment + avatar = so much win!

Hildy93 21

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:40

That's true love

jamesderp 15

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:41

Opposite of classy

Awesome_Ninjaz 12

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:41

Strip clubs are hideous.

Aimeejasmine 15

Sunday 29 March 2015 11:04

Why..?

AllSoul 23

Sunday 29 March 2015 14:16

How are they not?

shemademedoit 20

Wednesday 8 April 2015 10:35

its a dude with a girl pic. of course he would like it cause he wants to see chicks in dental floss you call "sexy outfits"

IceMan11 23

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:41

It's the thought that counts.

150493x 29

Sunday 29 March 2015 10:30

In this case, definitely not.

Mermaidhead 13

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:42

honey, i don't mind....if you work on a pole , that don't make you a ho ( that Usher song is INFECTIOUS like HERPES) anyhow...fyl. one of you will be having a good time ;)

KVYLV 16

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:46

it's only been a year. leave while you can.

fiveforfighting 26

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:51

It's a little more complicated than that after a year. That may not seem like much but you can really love someone and even though it was a bit thoughtless she can get over it. I wouldn't throw away a year too easily.

miriamfrank 22

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:48

He sounds like a real charmer.

jrod9327 17

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:54

Teamwork makes the dream work. Go team!

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were on a picnic date out in the country, things got a little heated. When we were switching positions, he screamed and started running around. Turns out neither of us noticed the beehive in the tree above us until his dick got stung. FML

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Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML

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Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

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Today, I was heading home after getting off work at 5 in the morning, when a deer slid out in front of my car. Not jumped. Slid. Thanks, winter. FML

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Today, I was home on leave and having breakfast with my parents and my younger brothers. I guess I got too used to the rougher language around the Army barracks where I'm stationed. At the breakfast table, I asked my Mom to "pass me the f***ing butter". FML

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Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML

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Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML

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