By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
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WitEluded 13

Did he at least make it rain for you?

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JuzReading 23

Looks like you'll be the one in charge of where to go for anniversaries now.

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ohSNAPyall 26

On his birthday, because that's how this couple rolls with festive occasions.

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blackonblight 32

Putting The Full Monty on is an option. That last scene. Or really any of Gaz's stripping scenes. ...what?

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jtea 10

Lol shit...I would have had a great time. My ex wouldn't go to any with me ;(

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AllSoul 23

Are you a guy by any chance? As even though some girls don't mind going, a lot of other girls hate the idea of strip clubs and not a lot are willing to go. So wouldn't be surprising if your ex didn't want to.

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menfearme 10

Romantic for him maybe... if he has a possible threesome in mind? *wink wink* Basically, it's an anniversary gift to himself. He knew that it wasn't romantic in the first place. It's all about priorities. So for next year's anniversary, take him to a wedding expo and have him hold your purse while you get to do all the fun stuff. and tell him that you thought that would be romantic for him. Hehehe

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AllSoul 23

I think she needs to do something worse than that to get her own back.

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serslybro 20

Not romantic at all... However it depends on the couple it could be a fun/promiscuous date in the future ;) sorry you had to spend your anniversary there though!

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