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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

By nickrick12 - 19/07/2011 22:57 - United States

Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 184

You deserved it 5 861

By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 766

You deserved it 6 494

By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 665

You deserved it 7 550

By iheartexes - 06/11/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 288

You deserved it 4 094

By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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You deserved it 7 051

By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 585

By notyouraverageteenager - 10/06/2010 07:06 - Australia

Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 328

You deserved it 7 331

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 982

You deserved it 7 330

By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 037

You deserved it 8 982

igotds 16

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:31

It's the THOT that counts

WitEluded 13

Sunday 29 March 2015 6:38

Did he at least make it rain for you?

Comments

potato63 10

Sunday 29 March 2015 8:48

Jeez what is wrong with half the people saying dump him, or it's not to late to leave, the guy makes 1 mistake. And who knows maybe she enjoyed it. Just bc u are all judgmental doesn't mean she is

slyde32 12

Sunday 29 March 2015 15:07

yeah, she probably did enjoy her night out, that's why she posted about it on FML, this is where I come to read about everyone's happy times

InfiniteSecret 20

Saturday 25 November 2017 21:55

Wow your deduction skills aren't great. If they enjoyed it, they wouldn't have posted it on FML ?

Countryboy1996 18

Sunday 29 March 2015 8:57

What a gentleman.

xenawpwa 4

Sunday 29 March 2015 9:01

My thought was...did you meet at that strip joint? Possibly why he decided to take you there for your anniversary?? Just saying...

deejflat 17

Sunday 29 March 2015 9:27

That's because you live in Florida

SauceySarah 30

Sunday 29 March 2015 9:38

That would have been kinda fun and silly any other night, but your anniversary? c'mon.. get it together.

WhyTry2015 12

Sunday 29 March 2015 9:41

Sounds like someone needs a real-life Hitch to teach him how to take care of his woman

abNormal62 23

Sunday 29 March 2015 10:52

So......it held no a-peel to you at all?

Repethetic 25

Sunday 29 March 2015 11:27

might put you in the mood? idk

jqmalang 17

Sunday 29 March 2015 11:28

Omg, what was he thinking?... I would never think that someone would actually do something like that. I'm sorry OP, but you should ask what his intentions were.

abNormal62 23

Sunday 29 March 2015 11:44

Does he have a twin brother you could introduce to other FMLers? I bet their are a lot of jealous women out here wishing that they could have someone just like him all to themselves.