By Anonymous - 04/05/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Uithoorn

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Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
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OffToTheGayBar 9

BF: Oh, hold your ****** a second, babe. OP: Why? BF: *Texts* I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

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doctorhook86 24

Texting during sex is never classy, folks.

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ImSoEffedUp 10

Now that's what I call Sextin...

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gonad_gobbler 1

Whenever I see fml's like these I always assume they're fake. I simply just can't fathom the thought that someone could be mid-thrust and whip out a cell phone, but if it is true than damn fyl op. To get back at him, take out your cell while he's in you, and if he asks what your doing say "Oh you didn't pull out yet?"

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Ari1337 15

His mother trained him well.

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FlutterShyy 0

Don't dump the dick right away... Tell him if this shit happens again your done. He has no respect... Id kill my man if he pulled that shit on me

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OffToTheGayBar 9

The **** don't you get about "love and tolerance"? >.> Jk, brony on.

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purplemonkeys23 1

It sounds like he didn't think at all to me...

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perdix 29

It would have been good manners if he included you in the conversation. Nothing enhances sexual intercourse like a little casual banter. Avoid religion and politics. YWIA.

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GoW_Chick 14

Come to think of it religion is brought up a lot, sometimes people praise god during and after sexual intercourse

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cayytee 0

start texting your ex too. see how he likes it. if he doesnt care dump him.

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kprando25 8

What does that even have to do with this? Texting your ex and then dumping your BF?

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