By Anonymous - 04/05/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Uithoorn

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Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML
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OffToTheGayBar 9

BF: Oh, hold your ****** a second, babe. OP: Why? BF: *Texts* I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

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doctorhook86 24

Texting during sex is never classy, folks.

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groupleader 7

Doesn't matter....was having sex! Seriously though, his phone was within reach while he was "in you"? That, in itself, speaks volumes. I could maybe understand if you were blowing him.

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EduJav321 24

I wonder if she wrote the fml while still during sex

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DollyDope 17

No class. No respect. Trash the loser.

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eman1972 4

It's time for a new BF.

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spazz666 18

It's okay guys, she's 15! >.> *I don't wanna live in this generation anymore* No wonder smart phones exist, this generation needs them or we (excluding the small population of SMART teenagers) would all be clueless and idiotic. T_T

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bubo_fml 10

You ungrateful Woman!! Can't you see he was trying to gloat over the fact that he was balls deep in you while his ex was pining for his lil' Veinny weenie? Be proud that he's turning to you to relieve his doo-dads!!

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RendarSelin 5

Well, 5 years ago while I was inside my gf (future wife), I got a phone call from my ex-fiance (who had the distinction of having Chewbacca's roar as a unique ringtone specifically for her), and my gf was begging me to stop so she could answer and bitch her out for ruining her good time...

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